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Tess. There is a list of all the TV shows i want to watch which may appear anywhere on here.

There could quite possibly be a trigger warning, sorry.
lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

probablyalannister:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

i ship it

we all ship it

the-last-teabender:

jexxer:

The Doctor in a nutshell.

The show in a nutshell.

effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts
This is actually one of very few species that most scientists agree the world could live without. It’s generally accepted that there would be slight changes in world ecosystems until another organism filled the (somewhat unimportant) role of the mosquito





Mosquito bites result in the deaths of more than 1 million people every year and a child dies from malaria every 30 seconds

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

This is actually one of very few species that most scientists agree the world could live without. It’s generally accepted that there would be slight changes in world ecosystems until another organism filled the (somewhat unimportant) role of the mosquito

Mosquito bites result in the deaths of more than 1 million people every year and a child dies from malaria every 30 seconds